when raymond comes around

(Intro) G G7 C Cm x2

     G                      Gmaj7
When Raymond comes around
   G7
We fetch the china down
     C
'Cos Ray brings sunshine everyday
    Cm
And makes the raindrops drain away
                       G    G7   C   Cm
When Raymond comes around

F                  Eb       G
  He's got a Gucci jacket
F                     Eb    G
  He's got a hitlist smile
C                      E
  He's got a rent-book racket
                                    D
Come across or lose your first born child

     G                      Gmaj7
When Raymond comes around
   G7
We nail the table down
     C
'Cos if it ain't a happy day
     Cm
It's toast and beans the doggie way
                       G    G7   C   Cm
When Raymond comes around

F                       Eb       G
He's got Jimmy Cagney's swagger
F                       Eb       G
But with Jimmy Saville's eyes
       C                  E
They say he keeps a rusty dagger
                          D
Underneath of his Versace flies

                           Gmaj7
When Raymond comes around
     G7
Everybody goes to ground
       C
Though you might have the means to pay
   Cm
He still likes some the dirty way
                       G  G7  C  Cm  G  G7  C  Cm
When Raymond comes around

     Bb                    A
When Raymond comes around
                 Dm
He holds out his hand like a loaded gun
                 Bb                             G
You shake it and make like you're scared of the cunt

Instrumental Break:  C  Cmaj7  C7  F  Fm

     C                     Cmaj7
When Raymond comes around
   C7
We pull the shutters down
    F
And tie him up with skipping rope
    Fm
And burn his car and slit his throat
                       C   C7  F  Fm
When Raymond comes around

(Repeat) C  C7  F  Fm


Transcribed by Laurence Booth