the return of maggie brown
Capo on 5th fret
Intro
E Esus4 x6 E
D A E
She stepped off the bus with a burst suitcase and a frown
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And she could smell the breweries and abattoirs on the edge of town
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And the man who owes her money won't even lend her an ear
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When she phones to demand his answer's vague;
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He says, "I'll get back to you but right now I've got to catch the plague."
Down in a bargain basement she goes to shuffle through careers
When all they offer her is friendship and peace souveniers
And the receptionist was playing with a pencil at her lip
She asked her if she knew a place to sleep
She says, "I'll get back to you but now I've got appointments to keep."
Well, There was a shop called B.J.'s that she stepped into to get out of the gale
They sold only British manufactured, lifetime guaranteed to fail
And a store detective asked her what she had under her coat
"It's just a little something that I wrote;
It says, 'I'll get back to you unless first your girlfriend slits your throat.'"
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And by the time the sunset she was penniless and frozen to the core
The Salvation Army girls refused her on the grounds they didn't know her
So she asked a wino for advice, but it turned out to be
A Sunday sport reporter who was following his nose
He said, "I'll get back to you but first we need a picture without clothes."
So she stepped back on that bus with a burst suitcase and a frown
She had come to the conclusion that this was not the place for Maggie Brown
And it was 6 in the morning when she telephoned me
Until then I'd been living on my knees
But I got back up when she got back to me
Transcribed by Richard "Irtimaled" Hopton